Here's another just 'cuz it's cute!
28 August 2008
27 August 2008
I have been working at work, and recovering from late-night-early-morning syndrome during the day. That was inturrupted by Josh getting sick. What do you do when you get sick? Clear liquids and saltines. What do you do when the only bodily waste you have is water (from any exit site)? You eat yogurt, drink clear liquids, and sleep. The problem was not a stomach bug. Or an intestinal bug. Josh's body had, for some unknown reason, flushed the enzymes that digest milk and milk products out of his system. Now, if you have the "clueless" face on that I did when I heard the diagnosis, that means that the milk is quite literally going bad inside his stomach and intestines. Yuck, right?
Anyway, his body will replace them, he just has to stay away from all milk products until then.
Dallas is my handfull, he's discovered that Josh leaves for work at 6:45am, so he started getting up at 6:30, and that doesn't fly well with my getting home at midnight or later all the time. So, I take an afternoon nap with Dallas. When he decides to take them.
Here's some pictures of the monster doing his dastardly deeds.
All that stuff in the air, yeah, that's baby powder too.
And, of course, being adorable.
Fixing his truck, like Daddy was doing outside at the same time.
At the park on a cool, overcast day.
And there you have it. My quick update is done. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need a hot shower and.....a cuddle....with my husband. :>)
24 August 2008
Just for clarification purposes, I love my husband, I'm sure you all love yours, this was just too funny to pass up.
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
· Romance 9.5 and
· Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
· NASCAR 6.0
· NFL 5.1 and
· Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
First, keep in mind, · Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. HTML and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
· If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
(Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.)
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.4
By-the-way, I haven't dropped off the face of the earth, I just work a lot, and blogging has fallen by the wayside. I'll do better, honest.....